She Divorced Me Because I Left Dishes by the Sink

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It seems so unreasonable when you put it that way: My wife left me because sometimes I leave dishes by the sink.

It makes her seem ridiculous; and makes me seem like a victim of unfair expectations.

We like to point fingers at other things to explain why something went wrong, like when Biff Tannen crashed George McFly’s car and spilled beer on his clothes, but it was all George’s fault for not telling him the car had a blind spot.

This bad thing happened because of this, that, and the other thing. Not because of anything I did!

Sometimes I leave used drinking glasses by the kitchen sink, just inches away from the dishwasher.

It isn’t a big deal to me now. It wasn’t a big deal to me when I was married. But it WAS a big deal to her.

Every time she’d walk into the kitchen…

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3 thoughts on “She Divorced Me Because I Left Dishes by the Sink

  1. The moral of the story being: never let your wife anywhere near the kitchen. My first wife left me for a car salesman who was earning more money than I was at the time. The irony was that he met her when I was buying a car from him. I can stand that he took my wife, but the fact that he earned commission off me as well….

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